You Are FAKE NEWS: Cuomo Cooks Up Proper-Wing ‘Markle Insanity’ Obsession

Eyes noticeably bloodshot, CNN host Chris “Fredo” Cuomo spent most of his A-block composing a fake message about how everyone in the Republican Party was allegedly obsessed with former British Queen Meghan Markle. According to his completely made-up theory, the law experienced “Markle madness” because they hated minorities and wanted to take away the right to vote.

Fredo cited absolutely ZERO evidence when making nonsense about Markle and Dr. Seuss was the reason the Republicans in Congress didn’t want to help fight the Americans with the COVID Relief Act:

Question: Why is there the most comprehensive piece of legislation in decades to help lift Americans out of poverty just hours before death, but with no support from the right-hand side of the aisle? The answer: Meghan Markle and a Puppenlop from Dr. Seuss.

Let me argue. Many of the right-wing party’s voters are grappling with a pandemic that they long denied. But with a president they want to lose, they make a choice: duck real problem solutions in favor of cultural struggles. Be a real opposition party. One who refuses everything she can, as a proxy to get something done. They are just against it. And at the top of the list is that you don’t own the reality of racism.

It was a sequel to the hateful screed he spat out against Congressional Republicans last night.

If that’s not true, why else is there this Markle madness on the right?“He wondered. Of course he had the twisted answer to his own twisted question.

Fredo still didn’t cite soundbites, screenshots, or web traffic statistics as evidence of the alleged Markle obsession, stating it was all about racing. “Something hit a nerve with them. Was it a multi-ethnic woman speaking out against an institutional white royal family? “Oh no, no, that’s not the point.” Then what is it about?He was blocking.

Fredo couldn’t even find soundbites from CNN’s favorite hateful object, Fox News, to back up his ridiculous premise.

But he’s managed to make an Evel Knievel leap in size to tie his fictional claims of “Markle Madness” with equally false claims that Republicans target minorities with voter suppression efforts and hate the poor:

Could the opposition party pass laws disenfranchising minorities; this is far from a constructive fraud on electoral justice; as their strategy to oppose racist progress; and to improve their chances of winning the election? Is there a better reason not to want to help people out of poverty when they know that a disproportionately large number of people are minorities? However, there are many more poor whites who also get caught up in their opposition obsession.

“Is that why this notion of just being against it? So they would rather discuss books that I have never heard from Dr. Seuss heard when dealing with the reality of January 6th, ”he exclaimed. “A terrorist attack by the white supremacists about which they have decided to tell a strange story than anything Seuss has ever written.”

He was so excited about a controversy he’d made up. In reality, NewsBusters had documented evidence and statistics that proved that it was the radio networks that Markle owned. Eve distract with it from his brother’s nursing home and sexual harassment scandals.

Chris Cuomo’s fictional smear against Republicans was made possible through lucrative sponsorships from Flonase and Life alarm. Their contact information is linked so you can let them know about the biased news they’re funding.

The transcript is below, click “Expand” to read:

Cuomo Prime Time from CNN
March 9, 2021
8:59:54 p.m. East

CHRIS CUOMO: Question: Why is there the most comprehensive piece of legislation in decades to help lift Americans out of poverty just hours before death, but with no support from the right side of the aisle? The answer: Meghan Markle and a Puppenlop from Dr. Seuss.

Let me argue. Many of the right-wing party’s voters are grappling with a pandemic that they long denied. But with a president they want to lose, they make a choice: duck real problem solutions in favor of cultural struggles. Be a real opposition party. One who refuses everything she can, as a proxy to get something done. They are just against it. And at the top of the list is that you don’t own the reality of racism.

If that’s not true, why else is there this Markle madness on the right? Why are you so concerned about this story and whether it is true or not? After four years of empowering the greatest liar in president history, do you have anything for the truth now? Doubtful.

Tonight, the Queen will not deny Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s allegations of racism against the royal family in the family’s first public statement since the bomb was dropped. But the people on the right are still crazy about Markle and her story.

Something hit a nerve with them. Was it a multi-ethnic woman speaking out against an institutional white royal family? “Oh no, no, that’s not the point.” Then what is it about?

The royals don’t question what she says about the breed some of them use against them. They don’t even deny her and Prince Harry’s claims about conversing with an unnamed person who questions how dark the unborn child’s skin would be. Why can’t so many here on the far right accept history?

Could the opposition party pass laws disenfranchising minorities; this is far from a constructive fraud on electoral justice; as their strategy to oppose racist progress; and to improve their chances of winning the election? Is there a better reason not to want to help people out of poverty when they know that a disproportionately large number of people are minorities? However, there are many more poor whites who also get caught up in their opposition obsession.

Is that why this notion of just being against it? So they would rather discuss books that I have never heard from Dr. Seuss heard when dealing with the reality of January 6th. A terrorist attack by the white supremacists about which they have decided to tell a story stranger than anything Seuss has ever written.

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